Hello my name is Madeleine. I was born December 5th, 2003 and I live in a place called “home” in a country whose name I can’t remember but my mom says it’s spelled with a lot of ‘eh’s. I was born in Ottawa while my parents were living in Toronto (but trying to get their home in Québec renovated, so they say). You can’t imagine the noisy mess I came home to — and this after 36 hours of labour, trying to calm my mother down after her caesarian section and screaming at my dad to get me a bloody blankie .These guys are newbies… I sense a lot training ahead.