Not a dweeb?

pater in bunker suitSo it turns out, after all, that my paternal unit isn’t such a dweeb after all.  I was concerned when I found out he was a computer dweeb … I mean, how could he possibly take care of my needs when he makes such poor career choices? But then I discovered that he moonlights as a volunteer firefighter… now that’s a real job. I imagine he gets paid mucho dinera for that!  

I’m relieved, frankly. It would have been really awkward dragging my bones to the first day at pre-kin knowing that my answer to the perennial “so what does your father-figure do?” question would be “well… he’s a dweeb”.  Now I can say, with some pride, that he’s a highly paid volunteer firefighting dude.

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