{"id":80,"date":"2004-12-12T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-12T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=80"},"modified":"2022-01-13T16:01:37","modified_gmt":"2022-01-13T16:01:37","slug":"strange-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Strange guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/santa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-79 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/santa-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"santa\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/santa-199x300.jpg 199w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/santa.jpg 532w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a>At playgroup today I heard a lot of talk among my peers about this guy named &#8220;Santa&#8221; &#8212; apparently he&#8217;s a very kid-friendly kind of guy who does nice things for little people everywhere. Naturally, I thought this was a guy I wanted to meet so I managed to convince my primary parental unit to get me an audience with this fabled character.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I don&#8217;t think this dude gets out much. When I first saw the ridiculously long white beard and the goofy red suit and cap, I thought this was a man with issues about growing up &#8212; I mean he&#8217;s obviously centuries old with that beard yet he wears a sleeper out in public (I have one just like it too&#8230;with the goofy cap).<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, I screamed when mom tries to deposit me on his knee&#8230;. please! Let&#8217;s chat a bit before making me cuddle with this guy! Anyways, he didn&#8217;t seem to know what to do with a screaming baby so I tried to break the ice by playing peek-a-boo with the elf taking the pictures.&nbsp; He seemed to relax a bit afterwards but&#8230;. I dunno&#8230; I guess I&#8217;ll have to get to know him better before passing judgement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At playgroup today I heard a lot of talk among my peers about this guy named &#8220;Santa&#8221; &#8212; apparently he&#8217;s a very kid-friendly kind of guy who does nice things for little people everywhere. Naturally, I thought this was a guy I wanted to meet so I managed to convince my primary parental unit to <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=80\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/167"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/79"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}