{"id":78,"date":"2004-10-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=78"},"modified":"2026-10-04T20:06:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T20:06:02","slug":"teeth-humphwhat-are-they-good-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Teeth. Humph&#8230;what are they good for?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-77\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Smile!\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>Mom smiles a lot, I&#8217;m noticing&#8230;.me not so much.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s because she has teeth.\u00a0 Maybe teeth make you smile? Or maybe the teeth just hold your smile in place. I tried it once but it hurt my cheeks.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve finally got a few teeth of my own now&#8230; but they&#8217;re kinda useless, really. I mean, what&#8217;s the point of having teeth on the bottom of your jaw if there are none at the top? I keep jabbing my upper gums! And they wonder why I seem crankier than usual&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom smiles a lot, I&#8217;m noticing&#8230;.me not so much. I think it&#8217;s because she has teeth.\u00a0 Maybe teeth make you smile? Or maybe the teeth just hold your smile in place. I tried it once but it hurt my cheeks. I&#8217;ve finally got a few teeth of my own now&#8230; but they&#8217;re kinda useless, really. <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=78\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":77,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":221,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/221"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/77"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}