{"id":71,"date":"2004-07-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2026-10-04T20:02:42","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T20:02:42","slug":"all-natural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"All natural"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/nekkid.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-70\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/nekkid.jpg\" alt=\"Wearing a hat...\" width=\"288\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a>OK&#8230; so I&#8217;m a bit embarassed, I think.\u00a0 Suddenly my mom thinks I need some nekkid time to commune with nature and I find myself, sans nappie or much else, out in public view. I must admit that the breeze is somewhat refreshing &#8211; but I do feel a bit vulnerable. Crawling is easier&#8230; but, between you and me, I&#8217;m a tad self-conscious as I meander across the front lawn wearing nothing more than a hat and a bit of drool.<\/p>\n<p>Oh great&#8230;go ahead. Snap a picture of me while I&#8217;m chasing an ant up my nose. Thanks! I&#8217;ll leave you a surprise on the blankie&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK&#8230; so I&#8217;m a bit embarassed, I think.\u00a0 Suddenly my mom thinks I need some nekkid time to commune with nature and I find myself, sans nappie or much else, out in public view. I must admit that the breeze is somewhat refreshing &#8211; but I do feel a bit vulnerable. Crawling is easier&#8230; but, <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=71\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":70,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":230,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/230"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}