{"id":67,"date":"2004-10-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=67"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:59:33","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:59:33","slug":"mom-is-freakin-out-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"Mom is freakin&#8217; out again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-77\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Smile!\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smiles.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>Did I mention I have no teeth yet?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not worried about it yet but my mom is a bit stressed over it&#8230; but have you seen her mouth bones? She&#8217;s got a huge smile that is all teeth! Looks great, really&#8230; but I&#8217;m a bit worried. If I&#8217;ve got her dental genes what&#8217;s going to happen when those larger-than-life pearly whites start protruding from my teeny little gums? I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m going to look like Bugs Bunny&#8217;s girlfriend!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so not looking forward to having a tooth&#8230;but it&#8217;s one of those darn <a href=\"http:\/\/www.babycenter.ca\/baby\/development\/teething\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">milestones<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did I mention I have no teeth yet? I&#8217;m not worried about it yet but my mom is a bit stressed over it&#8230; but have you seen her mouth bones? She&#8217;s got a huge smile that is all teeth! Looks great, really&#8230; but I&#8217;m a bit worried. If I&#8217;ve got her dental genes what&#8217;s going <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=67\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":66,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/242"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/66"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}