{"id":6,"date":"2003-09-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=6"},"modified":"2022-01-13T16:03:20","modified_gmt":"2022-01-13T16:03:20","slug":"hello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Hello?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/sono-sm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/sono-sm.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of me as a fetus\" width=\"230\" height=\"161\" \/><\/a>Hello? Excuse me?<\/p>\n<p>Anybody else in this swimming hole? I can hear music&#8230; voices&#8230; squishy sounds&#8230; but mostly, I&#8217;m just, like, feeling laid back and concentrating on the basics, like growing a spine and a few vital organs. I could get used to this&#8230; as long as the DJ varied the tunes a bit&#8230; this &#8220;Twinkle Twinkle Little Star&#8221; number is starting to wear thin&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello? Excuse me? Anybody else in this swimming hole? I can hear music&#8230; voices&#8230; squishy sounds&#8230; but mostly, I&#8217;m just, like, feeling laid back and concentrating on the basics, like growing a spine and a few vital organs. I could get used to this&#8230; as long as the DJ varied the tunes a bit&#8230; this <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=6\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c35-birth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":168,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions\/168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}