{"id":55,"date":"2004-06-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-26T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:56:39","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:56:39","slug":"gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Gross!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They gave me this round semi rigid thing without a single word of warning and, just as I put it into my mouth (like I always do with new stuff) it starts to dissolve and, I swear, crumble into little bits of sand-flavoured crap! I don&#8217;t know what they were thinking&#8230;they know I put everything in my mouth &#8212; what&#8217;s with the sand-bar?<\/p>\n<p>I gagged<a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/yuck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-54\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/yuck-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>, naturally, and spat it out yet, for some unfathomable reason, I felt compelled to put the evil thing back into my mouth. It was like my mouth needed a second opinion. Soon I was left with a soggy mess, a sorely-tested gag reflex, bits junk in my hair and nose, and, shortly thereafter, some nasty structural changes in my nappy.<\/p>\n<p>I certainly hope this is the last time they try to foist that kind of junk into me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They gave me this round semi rigid thing without a single word of warning and, just as I put it into my mouth (like I always do with new stuff) it starts to dissolve and, I swear, crumble into little bits of sand-flavoured crap! I don&#8217;t know what they were thinking&#8230;they know I put everything <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=55\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":54,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":217,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions\/217"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/54"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}