{"id":51,"date":"2004-07-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:55:12","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:55:12","slug":"gag-me-with-a-baby-spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Gag me with a baby spoon&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/twins1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-49 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/twins1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>You know, I like to follow fashion trends just like the other gals, but tell me, in which sister-sister manual does it say that a gal&#8217;s gotta match her threads to her mamma&#8217;s? I hafta say, once and for all, that it just creeps me out when I look in the mirror and my momma and I are wearing the same freekin&#8217; outfit.<\/p>\n<p>I must admit though&#8230; I think red is my colour. Dunno about my Martha-Stewart-wannabe-mom&#8230; maybe she should stick to earth tones.<a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/twins2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-50 size-thumbnail\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/twins2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I like to follow fashion trends just like the other gals, but tell me, in which sister-sister manual does it say that a gal&#8217;s gotta match her threads to her mamma&#8217;s? I hafta say, once and for all, that it just creeps me out when I look in the mirror and my momma <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=51\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":49,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":241,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/241"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/49"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}