{"id":48,"date":"2004-09-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-02T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=48"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:53:33","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:53:33","slug":"save-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"Save me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/underconstruction.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-47 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/underconstruction-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Construction zone\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Hello? Is this the Child Protection Services?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to report a goofy father who drags a helpless child into a construction zone? What? Danger? Yes&#8230; there must be! There were wires, unfinished walls, insulation and stuff&#8230;spooky enough to make my hair stand on end&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t they have enough time to finish this place before I was born? And what the heck are they doing while I&#8217;m sleeping anyways?<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hello? Is this the Child Protection Services?&#8221; I&#8217;d like to report a goofy father who drags a helpless child into a construction zone? What? Danger? Yes&#8230; there must be! There were wires, unfinished walls, insulation and stuff&#8230;spooky enough to make my hair stand on end&#8230; Didn&#8217;t they have enough time to finish this place before <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=48\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":47,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":240,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions\/240"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}