{"id":40,"date":"2004-02-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=40"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:48:58","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:48:58","slug":"me-aamp-the-babe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"Me &#038; the babe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mom-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-39 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mom-me-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Me &amp; the babe\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mom-me-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mom-me.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>Okay, so my mom is a real babe&#8230; that&#8217;s cool &#8216;cuz I know she&#8217;s got my genes and, I must say, she&#8217;s pleasant to look at even when I&#8217;m not having a meal.\u00a0 But frankly, between you, me and the bedpost, I&#8217;m thinking she&#8217;s got the jealousy thing happening. I mean, why else would she buff up her mouth bones and tart up her cheeks then dress me up with this goofy bonnet thing?<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my horror when, just as the flash goes off, I spot myself in the mirror.\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t this child abuse? <em>Hello 911? I need the fashion police, stat!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so my mom is a real babe&#8230; that&#8217;s cool &#8216;cuz I know she&#8217;s got my genes and, I must say, she&#8217;s pleasant to look at even when I&#8217;m not having a meal.\u00a0 But frankly, between you, me and the bedpost, I&#8217;m thinking she&#8217;s got the jealousy thing happening. I mean, why else would she <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=40\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":179,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions\/179"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}