{"id":38,"date":"2004-06-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:48:03","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:48:03","slug":"busted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Busted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/prisoner.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-37\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/prisoner-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Me, chained to wall\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>I have this morbid fascination with things that make sounds, especially if the sounds are the result of my movement.\u00a0 I know&#8230; it&#8217;s kinky, <em>but I can&#8217;t help it<\/em>. So there I am performing my best &#8216;cranky baby&#8217; routine when suddenly they slap this string of rings on me and fix it to a cabinet handle. Lo and behold, I just can&#8217;t stop madly shaking the rings on my arms, like some compulsive-obsessive ghost chained to a wall. I am compelled to watch as the rings slap against the cabinet, over and over again. Fortunately my dignity was spared when I just, like, passed out, still attached to the cabinet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have this morbid fascination with things that make sounds, especially if the sounds are the result of my movement.\u00a0 I know&#8230; it&#8217;s kinky, but I can&#8217;t help it. So there I am performing my best &#8216;cranky baby&#8217; routine when suddenly they slap this string of rings on me and fix it to a cabinet <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=38\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":207,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/207"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}