{"id":34,"date":"2004-02-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-28T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=34"},"modified":"2026-10-04T20:07:25","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T20:07:25","slug":"freaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Freaks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Eeeeek! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/myhair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-33\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/myhair-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Freaky hair\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>What have they done to my hair! Give my freako dada a baby comb and suddenly thinks he&#8217;s Vidal Sasoon. What does he know about baby gurl hair-dos &#8212; he grows hair on his face!<\/p>\n<p>I HATE IT! Look at me, for crying out loud, I look like a poorly drawn Lisa Simpson!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eeeeek! What have they done to my hair! Give my freako dada a baby comb and suddenly thinks he&#8217;s Vidal Sasoon. What does he know about baby gurl hair-dos &#8212; he grows hair on his face! I HATE IT! Look at me, for crying out loud, I look like a poorly drawn Lisa Simpson!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":218,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/218"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}