{"id":30,"date":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:39:17","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:39:17","slug":"invasion-of-the-big-green-thingie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Invasion of the big green thingie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado_teddy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-29\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado_teddy-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Big green thingie\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado_teddy-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado_teddy-624x468.jpg 624w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado_teddy.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><strong>Holy Jeepers! <\/strong>Look at the size of this lime-green furry creature! They just plopped the thing right beside me &#8212; almost scared the poop out of me.\u00a0 Oh&#8230; waitaminute. It did scare the poop out of me. Oh&#8230; sorry buddy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hey you!<\/strong> You, with the camera! Can I get a dry nappie here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy Jeepers! Look at the size of this lime-green furry creature! They just plopped the thing right beside me &#8212; almost scared the poop out of me.\u00a0 Oh&#8230; waitaminute. It did scare the poop out of me. Oh&#8230; sorry buddy. Hey you! You, with the camera! Can I get a dry nappie here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/236"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}