{"id":24,"date":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=24"},"modified":"2026-10-04T14:21:05","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T14:21:05","slug":"i-got-a-great-grandma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"I got a great grandma!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado%20granny.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-23 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado%20granny-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>So I met my paternal great-grandmother which is, as far as I can tell, the parental unit of my parental unit&#8217;s unit. I know&#8230;like, don&#8217;t they ever grow up? I&#8217;m just guessing, but I estimate she&#8217;s about 3 or 4 thousand years old. I&#8217;m hoping we&#8217;re genetically similar because she&#8217;s got to be the most agile, active and loving quadri-kilonarian I&#8217;ve ever met.\u00a0 She seems to have more energy than my dad and he&#8217;s only a few hundred years old or so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I met my paternal great-grandmother which is, as far as I can tell, the parental unit of my parental unit&#8217;s unit. I know&#8230;like, don&#8217;t they ever grow up? I&#8217;m just guessing, but I estimate she&#8217;s about 3 or 4 thousand years old. I&#8217;m hoping we&#8217;re genetically similar because she&#8217;s got to be the most <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=24\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":203,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/203"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}