{"id":22,"date":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=22"},"modified":"2026-10-04T15:51:13","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T15:51:13","slug":"pssstget-me-outta-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Pssst&#8230;GET ME OUTTA HERE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado%20packsack.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-21 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mado%20packsack-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Ok, I&#8217;m starting to think these parental units have some kind of obsession with strapping me into things.\u00a0 Look at this contraption! Does he think he looks cool with a baby strapped to his chest? Does he have any idea how creepy it feels to have a fully grown male strapped to your back? I&#8217;m beginning to wonder if there are any standards for parents? Don&#8217;t they have to pass a test or something?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I&#8217;m starting to think these parental units have some kind of obsession with strapping me into things.\u00a0 Look at this contraption! Does he think he looks cool with a baby strapped to his chest? Does he have any idea how creepy it feels to have a fully grown male strapped to your back? I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=22\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}