{"id":20,"date":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:38:26","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:38:26","slug":"yikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Yikes!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/swing.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-31\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/swing-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/swing-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/swing.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>What kind of people are these? So they strap me into this device that hangs on a doorframe and expect me to be amused by the fact that I&#8217;m laying down vertically with no human being to support me. Naturally, I&#8217;m terrified. I keep thinking the straps are gonna break or the doorframe will crack.\u00a0 Do they think I <strong>want<\/strong> to be hanging precariously from a doorframe? And besides, what kind of parent hangs an infant from a doorframe then backs away to take pictures?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What kind of people are these? So they strap me into this device that hangs on a doorframe and expect me to be amused by the fact that I&#8217;m laying down vertically with no human being to support me. Naturally, I&#8217;m terrified. I keep thinking the straps are gonna break or the doorframe will crack.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=20\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}