{"id":16,"date":"2008-07-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=16"},"modified":"2026-10-04T15:34:50","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T15:34:50","slug":"feed-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Feed me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/screaming_small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-15\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/screaming_small.jpg\" alt=\"Me...screaming\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" \/><\/a>I honestly don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do with these people &#8212; it took me almost 3 days of hard-core sucking to teach this woman how to breastfeed and even now, a month later, she&#8217;s still struggling. I&#8217;m lucky if can get a meal from Leftie without getting sprayed in the eye and Rightie is such a runt that I only use it to keep my sucking muscles in shape. She tries hard though&#8230; I look into her eyes and it&#8217;s almost as if she can understand that her purpose in this universe is to make sure I&#8217;m happy. I&#8217;m hoping she&#8217;ll be more alert as she gets older because she&#8217;s sometimes hard to wake up when I need a new nappie or little snack in the wee hours of the morning. She seems to respond well to screaming though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I honestly don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do with these people &#8212; it took me almost 3 days of hard-core sucking to teach this woman how to breastfeed and even now, a month later, she&#8217;s still struggling. I&#8217;m lucky if can get a meal from Leftie without getting sprayed in the eye and Rightie <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=16\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":229,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/229"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}