{"id":14,"date":"2008-07-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2026-10-04T15:32:11","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T15:32:11","slug":"gotta-get-outta-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Gotta get outta here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/drink.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/drink.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"636\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/drink.jpg 636w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/drink-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/drink-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/a>I just couldn&#8217;t stand all the hammering and singing (yes&#8230; these workmen sing while they work) so I convinced my handlers to take me to a hotel.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not a big hotel, far as I can tell, but the barman, Marco, is ok and Lise the chambermaid is really friendly and cuddly. Man&#8230; I really need this drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just couldn&#8217;t stand all the hammering and singing (yes&#8230; these workmen sing while they work) so I convinced my handlers to take me to a hotel.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not a big hotel, far as I can tell, but the barman, Marco, is ok and Lise the chambermaid is really friendly and cuddly. Man&#8230; I really <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=14\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":228,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/228"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}