{"id":12,"date":"2003-12-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=12"},"modified":"2026-10-04T20:06:48","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T20:06:48","slug":"red-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Red alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/2003-0005-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-225 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/2003-0005-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/2003-0005-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/2003-0005-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/2003-0005-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/2003-0005-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/2003-0005-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>You&#8217;re not going to believe this&#8230; my first visit home and you think I get welcomed by my new family? No&#8230;. a bunch of hairy workmen await me, their power saws and power hammers momentarily paused as they bestow their customary oooohs and aaaahs on me.\u00a0 What kind of parents blow the kitchen renovation deadline when they&#8217;ve got nine months to plan it? It&#8217;s amazing these people ever managed to conceive me at all&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re not going to believe this&#8230; my first visit home and you think I get welcomed by my new family? No&#8230;. a bunch of hairy workmen await me, their power saws and power hammers momentarily paused as they bestow their customary oooohs and aaaahs on me.\u00a0 What kind of parents blow the kitchen renovation deadline <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=12\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":226,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}