{"id":10,"date":"2004-03-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/blog\/?p=10"},"modified":"2026-10-04T19:50:28","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T19:50:28","slug":"i-am-sooooo-freakin-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"I am sooooo freakin&#8217; tired&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/tired-medium.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-9 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/tired-small.jpg\" alt=\"Me...yawning.\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" \/><\/a>Poked, prodded, my temperature taken every time I try to fall asleep, dozens of strangers making stupid faces at me, sucking so hard the inside of my cheeks are getting stuck in my throat&#8230;and barely getting a taste of food.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s taking all my energy just to work up an appetite and, to make matters worse, my body is sooo uncoordinated. Earlier, I tried to stretch my legs and ended up breaking wind in a most alarming way&#8230; jeez. Don&#8217;t think the handler is getting any better&#8230;half the time she sprays me in the eye or in my ear. Practice, lady!<\/p>\n<p>Gotta go&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poked, prodded, my temperature taken every time I try to fall asleep, dozens of strangers making stupid faces at me, sucking so hard the inside of my cheeks are getting stuck in my throat&#8230;and barely getting a taste of food. It&#8217;s taking all my energy just to work up an appetite and, to make matters <a href=\"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/?p=10\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c37-mado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madosworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}