Feeding from a bottle is a bit of an adventure. Breasts are pretty predictable; foremilk, hindmilk — not that there’s anything wrong with that. But when somebody tosses you a bottle, you never know what you’re gonna get. You could get anything from cow’s milk (what’s with that? and do baby cows ever get human milk?) to heavily diluted apple juice, to water (like apple juice but without the kick) to prune juice. Don’t know prune juice yet? I’ve got a theory about this stuff… every time I’ve had the stuff, and I mean EVERY time, I end up Code Brown in a hurry. Coincidence? I think not.